I AM BEAN

Bean grooms Sandy.

Bean grooms Sandy.

Not everyone can look good in every photo, all of the time.

Not everyone can look good in every photo, all of the time.

Pensive in bed.

Pensive in bed.

Bean baking under the hot sun. New York in March.

Defiant Bean refuses to eat his peas.

Defiant Bean refuses to eat his peas.

The Bean and I when we were young. 2005.

The Bean and I when we were young. 2005.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, grump ass.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, grump ass.

Post-op Bean. Get well soon, cutest little patient ever!

Post-op Bean. Get well soon, cutest little patient ever!

Don’t eat string

The Bean is high on pain killers and his belly is stitched up like a football. Don’t eat string Bean, don’t ever eat string again.

the bean on the occasion of his 7th birthday.

the bean on the occasion of his 7th birthday.

Short-lived friendship. They were a suspicious pair anyway.

Bean as a child! This has to be exactly how he was raised. Or he was born this cuddly.

Bean and estranged brother, Iggy.

Bean and estranged brother, Iggy.

cousin Alhambra at the Almendral ancestral home

cousin Alhambra at the Almendral ancestral home

The Bean wonders how the fuck to clean up this tragic mess. Two of those eggs were going to go into chocolate cookies, which shall now remain, eternally unmade.

The Bean wonders how the fuck to clean up this tragic mess. Two of those eggs were going to go into chocolate cookies, which shall now remain, eternally unmade.